HULLO!! - HOW ARE YE DOIN'?

Welcome to my Billy Connolly Tribute website - or as Sir Sean Connery says "Welcome to my webshite!"

The first time I met Billy he said "I bet you get some stick lookin' like that!" - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

I have appeared across the U.K./Europe as Billy Connolly at festivals, comedy clubs, parties, Burn's Suppers, weddings and product launches since 1999.

You can find how to book me by Googling "Billy Connearly"















Friday, 27 January 2017

BURNS Birthday Lunch at Aldingbourne Country Centre

Happy 2017!! I've been in Scotland for a week gettin' my accent polished for this special occasion at the Aldingbourne Trust where I support adults with learning disabilities to achieve their goals in music, entertainment and performance.

Click here for video: YouTube - ACC Digital Media


Tuesday, 1 November 2016

Me 'n' BILLY


I AM SO EXCITED, I have two tickets to see BILLY CONNOLLY on the 22nd of This month! In Brighton, East Sussex! Last time I saw Billy there, he not only played my banjo for the crowd outside the stage door, he very kindly autographed it for me! If ye dinnae believe me - well check the photy, by the way! The camera never lies!


Sunday, 17 January 2016

A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2016 awready! Ah'm just getting used tae writin' 2015 as the date and there it goes!!! That's the problem with time....it disnae really exist! In China they don't think it's 2016! They think it's the year of the Dug or somethin' - the Hebrew calendar's aw' different, the Aztecs thought it was 10,025 or something....they can't all be right! Anyway, have a fantastic year and I hope to see ye somewhere at a gig, Cheers!

Tuesday, 18 August 2015

The nights are fair drawing in!

My God! It only seems like aboot ten minutes since Burns Night and here the Bairns are gaun back tae the school. FFS! Ah've been that busy this is the first chance ah've hud tae catch ye up wi what's happenin'! My Grandchildren have got to the stage where I have the unadulterated privilege of communicating with them by email. Every other day there is a golden nugget of info about school, sleepovers, Minecraft (I am learning but have yet to reach the stage where we can "join worlds". Life gets more puzzling by the hour! Are there any children left who just sit out in the garden and play with a stick?

Friday, 2 January 2015

I would like to wish everyone a Happy New 2015, I hope it brings you everything you would wish for yourself and your family! Hope to see you live in Two Oh One Five!



Friday, 31 October 2014

It's Halloween! Thank God for that! Now we can start looking forward to Christmas.....:-(
At my age a year has been reduced to this....."Should auld acquaintance be forgot.....Happy Birthday To You..... Oh....Jingle Bells - Jingle Bells.....
Not long tae go now....a few years....then it'll be the care home and ...."would you like to try some Christmas pudding" - " NO - FUCK OFF, and take yer Christmas Pudding with ye! Shove it up yer arse! I'm actually looking forward tae that!

Friday, 20 June 2014

Hiya - things have been a bit quiet lately - however, coming up in the next month are such events as - 
The AldingBOOM Festival Sun 22nd June
Chichester Music Festival 5th July
Bognor Regis Motor Gala 6th July, West Park, Bognor Regis
The Crown, Littlehampton, 19th July
Rox Music and Arts FREE Festival, Bognor Regis Seafront - 26 & 27 July - Compere main stage
Rock'n'Roll.....

Friday, 25 April 2014

ACTASTIC SHOWCASE, SOUTHPORT

I'd like to thank Paula and Sharon from Actastic Entertainments for a thoroughly enjoyable night. As usuaul their organisation was excellent, the room was buzzing and I had a great time onstage (in spite of sound gremlins!)