Welcome to my Billy Connolly Tribute website - or as Sir Sean Connery says "Welcome to my webshite!"

The first time I met Billy he said "I bet you get some stick lookin' like that!" - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

I have appeared across the U.K./Europe as Billy Connolly at festivals, comedy clubs, parties, Burn's Suppers, weddings and product launches since 1999.

You can find how to book me by Googling "Billy Connearly"

Friday, 30 July 2010

Messing with the UNKNOWN!

I paid the price this week of messing about with the unknown! While moving some furniture I managed to rupture my Right Bicep!! (I didn't even realise I had one!! I haven't worked out for years!!) Surgery awaits in the very near future! Isn't life a bowl of fuckin' cherries!

Monday, 26 July 2010

JULY 26th

Well - how the hell are ye? Summer is now officially here - the English schools are shut (Scotland's been off for two weeks awready!) Can you remember?? Seven weeks!! of FREEDOM!!! no teachers, no lessons, no homework - unlimited time for play (what the kids now call "hangin' out") we used to play Football...3-and-in, Hit the Bar, six or seven a side - with a "Backy and" (a defender who doubled as Goalkeeper!)imagine that in South Africa!...The best years of our lives.. BTW ALEX "HURRICANE" HIGGINS - GEORGE BEST has got the Table racked up in Heaven with a couple of large Vodkas on the side just waiting for you! Play On Alex!

Thursday, 15 July 2010


I am appearing at the Scout hall, East Ham Road, Littlehampton, West Sussex this Saturday 17th in aid of the charity Jamieswish - hope to see you there!

Friday, 9 July 2010


The Solstice has come and gone and here we are in JULY! Isn't it just the BEST!! Warm - Trees at their best, birds signing (signing??? I must get some tippex) SINGING! - Everyone feeling a bit more positive! - and David Cameron - (the Prime Minister - hahahaha) Shiteing himself because now he has got to play with the big boys from America and Russia and Africa and everywhere else - they didn't go to ETON!! haha NO Dave they Live in the real world!!! lol

Wednesday, 7 July 2010


This year sees the 20th Anniversary of the South Coast's Biggest Free Music and Arts Festival! 18th and 19th of September. It is the best Local festival in the UK with Local Bands and Artists plus The Big-Name acts - Last year we saw Neville Staple from The Specials, The Strangler's Hugh Cornwell, The Legendary John Bonham's Sister DEBBIE - who has in vocals what Bonzo had on Drums! I will be involved MCing and havin' a great laugh!

Friday, 2 July 2010

I am really getting into this Wedding MC/Host thing!! Last week I did a wedding in Arundel Town Hall and afterwards at Hobb's Farm, Yapton, West Sussex as MC! It was more fun than you can have with your clothes on or off!! BTW I am a very old person and I have forgotten how much fun one can have with one's clothes off!! Thankfully!!!lol