Welcome to my Billy Connolly Tribute website - or as Sir Sean Connery says "Welcome to my webshite!"

The first time I met Billy he said "I bet you get some stick lookin' like that!" - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

I have appeared across the U.K./Europe as Billy Connolly at festivals, comedy clubs, parties, Burn's Suppers, weddings and product launches since 1999.

You can find how to book me by Googling "Billy Connearly"

Monday, 12 December 2011

First Advert of 2012

I've just spent the weekend on the beach at West Wittering, Sussex, running(!) along the sand and in the sea!!! All for a new advert for The SUN (sometimes fate just laughs at my pet hates!!) I played a very camp hairdresser and it will be shown as the first ad of 2012, incorporating the Olympics with every face of the Great British Nation! The cast, crew and extras were brilliant - so friendly - and what they say about film location catering is absolutely 100% true - Delicious!! In spite of the exercise I've gained a pound or two!!

Thursday, 27 October 2011


Are you sick of seeing these signs everywhere? I got fed up with them and decided to make one of my own!!

Tuesday, 25 October 2011


Well, here we are in JOJOBA! (In Glasgow that's the month before November!) The BBC phoned on Friday to tell me that "my" episode of The WEAKEST LINK would be shown this Thursday 27th on BBC2 at 14:15 or 2:15pm in old money! I am shiting myself 'cos ah cannae remember how it went!!!!

Monday, 25 July 2011

ROX Music & Arts Free Festival 2011

2 Days, 5 Stages, over 100 Bands, Arts, Crafts, Funfair, Bars, Food and of course ROX Bognor Sunshine!! All headlined by 60s Veterans The Diamonds on Saturday and the Legendary BLOCKHEADS on Sunday! Compered by Neil Ainsby and myself (with the last dregs of my voice after 2 days!) Click for a short video from The Observer Group

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

ROX Music & Arts FREE 21st Anniversary Festival

Saturday 23rd and Sunday 24th JULY - in the grounds of the Royal Norfolk Hotel and Seafront in BOGNOR REGIS, West Sussex - the 21st ROX Festival! ARENA STAGE, U STAGE, SECRET GARDEN STAGE, CLASSICAL STAGE & DANCE STAGE with over 100 bands/acts/artists appearing!
Funfair, Food, Bars, Trader Village, Community Groups, and Family-orientated entertainment with Magic Lessons, Balloon Modelling Lessons, Face-Painting etc. The whole weekend is headlined by The late Ian Dury's wonderful band THE BLOCKHEADS!!! Tickets are FREE!!! Click the link for further info!

Thursday, 26 May 2011


Devastatingly hilarious opening night at LAUGH @ GEORGE last Saturday! This week finds Gwilum Argos, Richard Wood, Ben Harrington and Wayne The Weird at The HOLE In The WALL, St Martins Rd, Chichester with Billy Connearly compereing!!

For more info click the title!

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

ROX Presents...LAUGH @ GEORGE!

Saturday 21st May at the George Inn, Felpham Rd, Felpham, Bognor Regis. LAUGH @ GEORGE with ALEX CLISSOLD-JONES, BARNABY SLATER, PAUL RICKETTS and MATT RICHARDSON. Compered by myself! Tickets £5 from the George on 01243824177. For more details of ROX Presents...Comedy nights click on the link!

Saturday, 16 April 2011

The Hole In The Wall ROX with Laughter!

Coming to The Hole In The Wall, 1A St. Martins Lane, Chichester on Sunday May 29th - COMEDY NIGHT!!!!

Featuring Wayne The Weird and Richard Wood with more acts TBC! Hosted by Me!!
Tickets £5 from the venue on 01243533182!

Monday, 11 April 2011

ComedyROX@The Prince of Wales

Unbelievable night at The Prince again on Saturday - Audience were amazing as were the acts - CHRIS TAVNER and CLAIRE STROUD - Joey Page and Frankie Peoples didn't turn up so I did the second half - aided by audience members Phil 1 and Phil 2, Jenny on vocals, Chris Tavner did another 10 minutes and the Star of the night was the Prince of Wales's dog (I forget his name) but he stole the show!! Another fantastic night's fun and laughter! Thanks Tracey and Damien - ROX Crew!

Thursday, 17 March 2011


An Amazing opening night for Comedy ROX @the Prince of Wales Inn - The ROX Crew - Tracey Baker, Damien Reynolds and Nigel Bulley were Immense!! Next Event 9th April with 4 comedians plus - BILLY CONNEARLY!!!

Monday, 7 March 2011

Bev The Cake!!

I'd like to express my sincere thanks to "BEV The Cake" who provides me with loads of material both original and traditional! Keep it up Bev! xxx


Coming to The George Inn, Felpham once a month from May 21st 2011 - ROX Music & Arts Charity Presents...Laugh@George! The UK's Top Comedians and New Faces with ROX 2010 compere BILLY CONNEARLY!

Tickets £5.00 from:
The George Inn,102 Felpham Road, Bognor Regis, West Sussex, PO22 7PL

Telephone 01243 824177
Email :
Click on Title for The George Inn website.

Sunday, 6 March 2011


ROX Music & Arts Charity presents...brand new comedy club at the Prince of Wales Inn, Bognor Regis...COMEDY ROX! Second Saturday in the month, featuring the UK's Top Comedians and New Faces in the Prince of Wales lounge. Tickets £5 from the venue on 01243 829633

Saturday, 19 February 2011

Hilton Metropole, Brighton

Just back from a gig entertaining some really nice people at the The Metropole Hotel. They were really up for a laugh! No swearies though!! It's a bit difficult - trying to be BILLY without swearing!!

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

ROX Music & Arts

I have recently become a member of the ROX Music & Arts Charity which has been involved for 20 years in bringing Music and Arts to the local community in Bognor Regis. ROX aims to give young Performance Artists - Musicians, Actors, Comedians, Poets, Photographers, Painters, Sculptors etc etc a helping hand in developing their individual talent! ROX works in conjunction with West Sussex County Council, Butlins Bognor Regis, University of Chichester, Local Businesses etc and I feel privileged to be a small part of the organisation. Click on the link to see The ROX website!

Sunday, 16 January 2011

My View of the Catholic Church.....

Click on the title to see what I mean!!

Monday, 3 January 2011

ROX Comedy Club

Click on the Title for details of the next Rox Comedy Night at The Waverley!