HULLO!! - HOW ARE YE DOIN'?

Welcome to my Billy Connolly Tribute website - or as Sir Sean Connery says "Welcome to my webshite!"

The first time I met Billy he said "I bet you get some stick lookin' like that!" - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

I have appeared across the U.K./Europe as Billy Connolly at festivals, comedy clubs, parties, Burn's Suppers, weddings and product launches since 1999.

You can find how to book me by Googling "Billy Connearly"















Friday, 31 October 2014

It's Halloween! Thank God for that! Now we can start looking forward to Christmas.....:-(
At my age a year has been reduced to this....."Should auld acquaintance be forgot.....Happy Birthday To You..... Oh....Jingle Bells - Jingle Bells.....
Not long tae go now....a few years....then it'll be the care home and ...."would you like to try some Christmas pudding" - " NO - FUCK OFF, and take yer Christmas Pudding with ye! Shove it up yer arse! I'm actually looking forward tae that!

Friday, 20 June 2014

Hiya - things have been a bit quiet lately - however, coming up in the next month are such events as - 
The AldingBOOM Festival Sun 22nd June
Chichester Music Festival 5th July
Bognor Regis Motor Gala 6th July, West Park, Bognor Regis
The Crown, Littlehampton, 19th July
Rox Music and Arts FREE Festival, Bognor Regis Seafront - 26 & 27 July - Compere main stage
Rock'n'Roll.....

Friday, 25 April 2014

ACTASTIC SHOWCASE, SOUTHPORT

I'd like to thank Paula and Sharon from Actastic Entertainments for a thoroughly enjoyable night. As usuaul their organisation was excellent, the room was buzzing and I had a great time onstage (in spite of sound gremlins!)

Saturday, 19 April 2014

Southport Convention Centre

This Thursday - a huge showcase at the Southport Convention Centre for Actastic Entertainments. Anyone who would like to attend can contact Paula on +44 (0)1704880894
Loads of quality acts plus, of course.....me being extremely windswept and interesting! :-)


Sunday, 19 January 2014

BURNS NIGHT FOR LORD'S TAVERNERS at The Grand Cafe in Southampton

http://www.grand-cafe.co.uk/events/burns-supper-at-grand-cafe

Friday 24th January

Burns Nicht is upon us! Wee sleekit, cowrin', tim'rous beasties, Ghaists and Houlets - you tell me - I had tae google it!

Rehearsing like mad - (wtf does that mean? "rehearsing"  re = again, hearse = a final journey, ing = a verb)....maybe it means " do this or you WILL die on your arse!!! Anyway, The Address To The Haggis is reverberating roond ma mind and ma heed is suffering from repetitive strain!

I think this gig is sold out by the way!

Saturday, 18 January 2014

HAPPY 2014!!!

Ah've been rushed aff ma feet since New Year!! This is great, a weekend without work! Next thing tae hit the fan is Burns Night! Big gig next weekend for Lord's Taverners! Ah better no' mention Freuchie - if ye don't know what Freuchie is ye should google it! HAPPY NEW YEAR. :-)